Curse

Murder In China · Feb 24, 2006, 03:36 AM // 03:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ork Pride

Me(jerk): WTS 15-22 unid gold longsword 5k
person: ILL BUY
Me(jerk):KK 5K YEA, HERE LEMME SEE AFTER U ID K?
person: K
Me(jerk): THNX
person: DAMAGE +15% VS CHARR WTF?!?!?!? WASTED 5K
Me(jerk):LMFAO. noob.

Hmmm it's so hard to tell who the Jerk is...

Arkantos · Feb 24, 2006, 04:50 AM // 04:50

me and a 55 monk were in UW, and 2 ecto's dropped reserved for me. my comp was lagging, so the monk ran over to me and got me killed. he waited for them to be available to him.
me:I still get 1, you said 50/50 ecto's
him:no your a noob
me:im a noob cuz I want 1 ecto?
him:shutup your not getting ecto
me:wow, your pretty greedy.
he then drops 13 ecto, and calls me a poorass
I just left =\

Celdor Nailo · Feb 24, 2006, 04:55 AM // 04:55

this happened 5 minutes ago...

someone in pre-searing was offering to trade silver dyes for black dyes. as soon as i saw that i typed to all in capital letters that black dyes are worth around 6000 gold in post-searing and silver dyes are worth aound 600. 30 minutes ago i saved a new player from selling his black dye for 500 gold and he was incredibly thankful. anyway, after alerting everyone of recent prices, the conversation went like this...

scammer: wtf! any reason your doing that?

me: so new players don't get ripped off.

scammer: what do you care their noobs

i felt like telling the little twerp to turn off his pc and learn the english language.

Poison Ivy · Feb 24, 2006, 05:04 AM // 05:04

Jerk : OMFG NOOB MM

Me : I don't give a damn if your god is a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOer and a noob MM.

Jerk : why no minions !! YOU SUCK LOL1!!1!!1!111

Me : Because your suppose to be spamming SS, and I didn't see a single hexed enemy.

Jerk : -----cencored-----

*ignores him*

optical · Feb 24, 2006, 05:15 AM // 05:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann

Now this is especially funny because (1) I actually had 15k armor, (2) he didn't, and (3) he starts flaming me on the local chat once he puts me on ignore.

because 15K armor means you aren't a noob...

DABhand · Feb 24, 2006, 11:35 AM // 11:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poison Ivy

Jerk : OMFG NOOB MM

Me : I don't give a damn if your god is a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOer and a noob MM.

Jerk : why no minions !! YOU SUCK LOL1!!1!!1!111

Me : Because your suppose to be spamming SS, and I didn't see a single hexed enemy.

Jerk : -----cencored-----

*ignores him*

That convo seems to be the same for each jerk, its as if they are like tele-sales workers, working from the same sheet to type from lol

skull · Feb 24, 2006, 02:31 PM // 14:31

Hi,

Last night in Random PVP Arenas...could anything bad happen here do you think?

Our group is instanced into the Ascalon arena. Right away I notice a Warrior directly in front of me...with no armor on...NOT GOOD. But I give him the benifit of the doubt and I think he is just joking around and will of course get himself ready in time.

We go out to do battle and the group proceeds to die pretty quickly...all except for one. The ass clown had run to the other side of the map (probably right at the beginning of the battle) and just stood there. Still no armor on and I think he was dancing or something. Anyways the enemy group tracks him and kills him...luckily before he was able to use 'Sprint' to run around for an hour or so.

What a jerk! This turd had no plans for even attempting to win or even help us for that matter, he just went into PVP to troll.

My question: Why do something like this? Did you get a good hearty laugh wasting our time or what's the deal?

A Pox on you sir!

skull

Bad Apache · Feb 24, 2006, 02:43 PM // 14:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by skull

...luckily before he was able to use 'Sprint' to run around for an hour or so.

What a jerk!

You actually watched him do this for an hour?

[FnG] Lazz · Feb 24, 2006, 02:45 PM // 14:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by skull

Hi,

Last night in Random PVP Arenas...could anything bad happen here do you think?

Our group is instanced into the Ascalon arena. Right away I notice a Warrior directly in front of me...with no armor on...NOT GOOD. But I give him the benifit of the doubt and I think he is just joking around and will of course get himself ready in time.

We go out to do battle and the group proceeds to die pretty quickly...all except for one. The ass clown had run to the other side of the map (probably right at the beginning of the battle) and just stood there. Still no armor on and I think he was dancing or something. Anyways the enemy group tracks him and kills him...luckily before he was able to use 'Sprint' to run around for an hour or so.

What a jerk! This turd had no plans for even attempting to win or even help us for that matter, he just went into PVP to troll.

My question: Why do something like this? Did you get a good hearty laugh wasting our time or what's the deal?

A Pox on you sir!

skull

I had a similar(ish) experience to this, but with a different effect. In a recent PvP match, one of the guys on the opposite team was a Warrior with such good armour and skills that he could afford to stand still and dance whilst we were throwing everything we got at him.

If ever we got him down 1/4 of his health, he would sprint away, then stop and dance - we go up to him and attack, he resists it for a while, then sprints, again and again.

In the end, we managed to body block him and kill him. If he fought back I wouldn't have been bothered because I think it would have been interesting if he was to singlehandedly defeat us all (which he could probably have done) but he didn't attack us once and started dancing as soon as the game started. Heck he probably didn't even intend to fight, just to waste our time and taunt us over it.

S E V E R · Feb 24, 2006, 04:38 PM // 16:38

Wow, 92,684 view of this thread. people must REALLY be interested in hearing about jerks. Ain't such encounters best left forgotten?

Poison Ivy · Feb 24, 2006, 04:44 PM // 16:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by DABhand

That convo seems to be the same for each jerk, its as if they are like tele-sales workers, working from the same sheet to type from lol

Actually I have some exprince as a tele-sales worker...But it just pissed me off how he called me a noob when I just reached my 1000th hour that night O.O

Desutro Stroyen · Feb 24, 2006, 06:50 PM // 18:50

The biggest jerk i met was this noobish Ranger in the Ascalon Arena. All his teamates were dead and my whole team was alive cept me >.< He had all the runners skills on (Dodge,Lightning Reflexs, Escape,Storm Chaser) We had a lvl 10 who had full 15k and an icy blue chasing him around for 20 mins. I left after 15 but he was such a pain in the ass.

SilentAssassin · Feb 24, 2006, 07:01 PM // 19:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ork Pride

Me(jerk): WTS 15-22 unid gold longsword 5k
person: ILL BUY
Me(jerk):KK 5K YEA, HERE LEMME SEE AFTER U ID K?
person: K
Me(jerk): THNX
person: DAMAGE +15% VS CHARR WTF?!?!?!? WASTED 5K
Me(jerk):LMFAO. noob.

you should be proud at yourself ...

S E V E R · Feb 24, 2006, 07:08 PM // 19:08

3 ranger trappers enter uw...

S E V E R: Ok guys, let's make this a good trap run
Idiot: WTF? Where's your bow noob?
S E V E R: Us proper trappers use staffs for trapping, the extra energy is a sweet deal you see
Idiot: F**k this

He left shortly after. Christmas comes early

Mort · Feb 24, 2006, 07:43 PM // 19:43

This thread is so funny.

A Leprechaun · Feb 24, 2006, 08:34 PM // 20:34

a long time a go i was in ascalon and 2 warriors just came up to me and made an argument ,and a nasty one, i was just shrugging it of and pretending to be stupid when it got really bad like they were saying tell me where you live and i will come round and kill your family
mabye he was joking but he sounded serious and even if he was joking it was not good and not funny

max gladius · Feb 24, 2006, 09:03 PM // 21:03

ok, i realy think rules should and could be implied into this forum... its at 61 pages, and alot of is it realy lacking.....

There are awsome posts that u have to laugh at like...

Quote:

Originally Posted by S E V E R

3 ranger trappers enter uw...

S E V E R: Ok guys, let's make this a good trap run
Idiot: WTF? Where's your bow noob?
S E V E R: Us proper trappers use staffs for trapping, the extra energy is a sweet deal you see
Idiot: F**k this

He left shortly after. Christmas comes early

And good classics like

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bloody Death

me and a 55 monk were in UW, and 2 ecto's dropped reserved for me. my comp was lagging, so the monk ran over to me and got me killed. he waited for them to be available to him.
me:I still get 1, you said 50/50 ecto's
him:no your a noob
me:im a noob cuz I want 1 ecto?
him:shutup your not getting ecto
me:wow, your pretty greedy.
he then drops 13 ecto, and calls me a poorass
I just left =\

Some ppl begging for attention like...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ork Pride

Me(jerk): WTS 15-22 unid gold longsword 5k
person: ILL BUY
Me(jerk):KK 5K YEA, HERE LEMME SEE AFTER U ID K?
person: K
Me(jerk): THNX
person: DAMAGE +15% VS CHARR WTF?!?!?!? WASTED 5K
Me(jerk):LMFAO. noob.

And war stories that im possitive were funny on page 2 of this forum the day they happened like...

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Leprechaun

a long time a go i was in ascalon and 2 warriors just came up to me and made an argument ,and a nasty one, i was just shrugging it of and pretending to be stupid when it got really bad like they were saying tell me where you live and i will come round and kill your family
mabye he was joking but he sounded serious and even if he was joking it was not good and not funny

I say we imply some rules... like if it was over a week ago, mildly funny, and u dont remember any details, no point im mentioning it... if ur wanting attention and feel like posting something u did, dont post it... 61 pages is alot, nothen wrong with making posts, lets get some more originality and creativity posted....

Jas · Feb 25, 2006, 01:13 PM // 13:13

MONKS ON STRIKE!!!

Can there be anything jerkier? I play a monk (healing or protection) like almost always and those f***ing jerks are going to spoil this game by going on a strike.

All the monks on strike should just get banned for a week or two from the game for extreme stupidity.

KANE OG · Feb 25, 2006, 10:02 PM // 22:02

People like the above poster during the Monk strike. This is why a harmless (and very funny) event turned in to such a mess. I'm glad the mods laid the smack down on some of the filthy-mouthed little brats.

Flame here:

TheMosesPHD · Feb 26, 2006, 12:02 AM // 00:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jas

MONKS ON STRIKE!!!

Can there be anything jerkier? I play a monk (healing or protection) like almost always and those f***ing jerks are going to spoil this game by going on a strike.

All the monks on strike should just get banned for a week or two from the game for extreme stupidity.

What are you talking about? Monks on strike is the best! Gaile even showed up and answered some Factions questions last night! I really don't understand why some people are genuinely upset over the monk strike. You are no monk; You are an imposter Wammo!

NO RESPECT, NO PROTECT!